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Celebrity. Media. Whores ~ 2; celeb trash
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Julesy Jan 2 2008, 04:58 PM Post #1
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[size=7] J Lo to have silent birth?[/size]

:alien


I am not sure if these women are crazy or they forgot to wear their foil helmets to protect them from the brainwashing. Jennifer Lopez is going for a silent birth sans any drugs to ease the pain. She is also rumored to be carrying twins. Good luck with that.

“J-Lo, 38, got the idea from pal Katie Holmes, who kept quiet for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby, Suri. A friend said: “Although she knows it will be hard not to scream, she understands why it will be good for the baby to have peace and quiet.”

Jennifer aiming to give birth without making a peep. The Scientologist believe that a room filled with doctors, nurses and support partners talking and giving words of encouragement are a hazard and set back to the infant’s experience. Speaking should be “avoided” by any means. Stress and trauma of the typical birthing experience could hinder their lives. Katie Holmes and Leah Remini have both gone for the silent birth process



XENU obviously didn't have a vagina :toot
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Jane Jan 2 2008, 06:52 PM Post #2
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She's succuming to their scientology brainwashing!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 3 2008, 04:29 AM Post #3
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how is it even possible not to scream at least a little bit during child birth?
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Julesy Jan 3 2008, 02:27 PM Post #4
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its possible by xenus grace :alien

how can you actually take a religion serisously when its founder was a fucking sci-fi writer?

gtfo!

Id rather follow a cult based on Rice, Pike or Kings teachings than this asshole(hes dead of course)
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I know! Right jules? I would sooner join the religion of The theater De Vampires than that! Vampires sound more plausible. lol
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Julesy Jan 3 2008, 02:36 PM Post #6
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no kidding Michele

these people are pathetic :faint
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Julesy Jan 3 2008, 02:44 PM Post #7
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[size=7] Lazy Leo gets remote controlled shitter/pot/toilet[/size]

Leonardo DiCaprio has taken the plunge with a remote controlled toilet that warms the seat before he gets on the throne.

The Hollywood star spent a whopping $3,200 to have his Los Angeles mansion kitted out with the flash flusher.

Leo, 33, wonft even have to get his hands dirty as the toilet seat of the eToto Neorest 500Œ automatically flips up when the owner approaches it.

Just six seconds after Oscar-nominated Leo leaves his five star toilet the seat will automatically go back down.

The posh toilet also comes with a timer-cleaning mode, and a built-in deodorizer, which kills off any nasty pongs.

And the water-saving toilet was no poo-er choice as it meets environmentally friendly Leofs high standards. gLeo loves his new toilet,h an insider told In Touch magazine.

gItfs more like a toy since it has a remote control.h


what a paranoid lazy ass I never figured out how he can score such hot model chicks cause he is NOT HOT
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 3 2008, 03:03 PM Post #8
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that toliet sounds cool as shit! I would get one if I were rich
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Julesy Jan 3 2008, 03:05 PM Post #9
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but hes so 'eco friendly'
he should have donated that money from the shitter to Al Gore :toot
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Raz B, his brother Ricky Romance and Chris Stokes were out last night having a gay old time outside Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills. TMZ caught the three whoreateers chumming around. Raz B told the cameras, "We love each other, man!"

So one day you're accusing someone of raping your ass, then you take it back and then you're out sharing a plate of sweet and sour pork with them? This is publicity whoring at its worst.

I had no idea who any of these people were before all their drama and now I know who they are! Mission accomplished boys! Good job.


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Raz B, his brother Ricky Romance and Chris Stokes were out last night having a gay old time outside Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills. TMZ caught the three whoreateers chumming around. Raz B told the cameras, "We love each other, man!"

So one day you're accusing someone of raping your ass, then you take it back and then you're out sharing a plate of sweet and sour pork with them? This is publicity whoring at its worst.

I had no idea who any of these people were before all their drama and now I know who they are! Mission accomplished boys! Good job.


:shrug

I have never heard of any of them nor their drama. I dont even know what this blip is talking about
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Jules posted about that story he told about getting ass fucked by his manager and you even commented about it!
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Julesy Jan 4 2008, 02:23 PM Post #13
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Chris Stokes is a child molester!

if any of this is true thats sick

there has been rumours about this for a long time.
theres even pics of them in just thier undies circulating the internet for a while
I was gonna post them but thought it was like kiddie porn.
sick fuckers
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Julesy Jan 4 2008, 02:30 PM Post #14
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Britney arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center at approximately 12:30am PT. Her pal Sam Lutfi attempted to enter, but was not allowed to see her. K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan is also on hand, telling OK!, "I actually don't know what is going on."

-At 11:45pm, Britney was taken out of her gated community in an ambulance! Escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring and full police lights on, the troubled star is being taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for observation.

"We are concerned about her mental state and believe she may be under the influence," an LAPD officer reveals to OK!.

-OK! has learned that only younger son Jayden James was with Britney during the standoff. Witnesses confirm that Sean Preston was taken away by Kevin's security team earlier in the evening.



JUST RECEIVED A CALL FROM /SOURCE THAT IS INSIDE CEDARS-SINAI RIGHT NOW. THE SOURCE SAID THAT - WHILE BEING TRANSPORTED DOWN THE HALLWAY AFTER HER ARRIVAL - BRITNEY WAS SCREAMING THAT SHE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN "LET HIM HAVE MY BABIES." AFTER REPEATEDLY SCREAMING THAT SHE WANTED TO DIE, BRITNEY WAS APPARENTLY RESTRAINED BY HOSPITAL STAFF AND MAY HAVE BEEN SEDATED.


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pics of her being carried off
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Sources on the ground are telling X17 that Britney has locked herself and her two young boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, inside her house and is refusing to let anyone in.

2:10 am EST: POLICE ARE NOW FORCING THEIR WAY IN!

From OK!: OK! has learned that when the police arrived they were unable to enter Britney's house because the court-appointed monitor, who is required to carry legal documents at all time that would allow police officers to enter the home of someone being monitored, was not in possession of said papers. So, says the source, K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan was forced to drive over to Britney's gated community, The Summit, himself, where he and five LAPD squad cars entered.

As of 10:30pm PT, there were at least a dozen police officers on the scene, along with two ambulances, and one fire rescue truck. According to our source, the police have entered Britney's house, but no one has exited yet. "It's like a hostage situation in there," one witness tells OK!. Britney's cousin Alli Sims and Brit's assistant Carla have exited the house.


has learned Sean Preston and Jayden James were turned back over K-Fed tonight just before 11:00 PM PT.

We're told that while cops were at the troubled pop star's home, they discovered Spears [size=7]"under the influence of an unknown substance."[/size]

Several ambulances have been called to the scene.



Page Six has confirmed that someone was rushed to the hospital. They say: "Paramedics just showed up at Britney's house. Paramedics just rolled gurney into Spears house. Sources are now revealing to PageSix.com that 'someone is being transferred to the hospital for a mental evaluation.'"


Latest from TMZ: TMZ is there as Britney Spears was just wheeled out of her home on a gurney by paramedics! Why god why?!?

We're told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a "medical hold" -- essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an "unknown substance."
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Julesy Jan 4 2008, 03:06 PM Post #16
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3/4 of Gwens Harajuku girls watch 2 girls one cup

lmao @ the one who just screams :ha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxmPA4laIs
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Nickelodeon has decided against working statutory rape turned teenage pregnancy into their hit television series “Zoey 101,” which means Jamie Lynn Spears can officially kiss all but porn and shitty infomercials good-bye. London’s The Sun reports

The show starring Britney Spears’ pregnant little sister has been axed, TV Biz can reveal. The fourth and final season has already been filmed — with two episodes that will see the end of US schoolgirl Zoey. And a show source further revealed: “Nickelodeon bosses are still undecided whether to air season four or not. For now it looks like it has been canned.”

Give it five or ten years and then be on the lookout for the following titles:

“Zoey — Pants Undone”
“PCA Presents T&A”

“Dick-a-Load-eon”

“Blow-y 101”

“Naked Brothers Gang Bang”

and my personal favorite:

“Zoey: 3 on 1“


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Katie Holmes is trying to get knocked up again, but is having some trouble. Hmmm...what's an alien to do? Now Magazine reports that Katie and Tom Cruise sought medical help to try and cure this dilemma. They want a little son for Suri, but Katie isn't producing.
A source said, "She's really upset about it. The one thing she wants more than anything is a son for Tom. She says they've been trying since the summer, but it just hasn't happened for them yet. Katie and Tom sat down and had a heart-to-heart and decided it might be worth her going to see the doctor to get checked out."
Awwww...poor Katie. Somebody really needs to sit her down, pour her a cup of Chamomile and gently break the news to her that babies don't come from storks. She's probably sitting by the window every single day waiting for her delivery. I mean that's where Tommy Girl said Suri came from, so what's Katie supposed to think?
I mean if she reaaaaally want a baby she could try having sex with Tommy? Yeah, I doubt she knows what sex is and don't mention that suggestion around Tommy unless you want a high-pitched "EWWWWWWW" deafening your ears.

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( Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Struggle To Have Second Child )
[size=7]I find it funny how it's her problem, and that she has to go to the doctor. Meanwhile, the 45 year old father must be in perfect condition to produce children and need not go to the doctor[/size].
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Britney's gonna die!
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[size=7] Angie and Voight make up[/size]

Estranged father and daughter duo Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight have finally buried the hatchet, after Angie gave her dad a surprise Christmas Eve phone call.

The two had not spoken since June 2002, after Jon told T.V.’s Extra that he hoped his little girl would seek help for her “serious emotional problems”.

A source tells the National Enquirer that Angelina called her father while spending Christmas in New Orleans with partner Brad Pitt and their four children.

Says the friend: “It was a short call, but it meant the world to both of them. It was something for them to build on, and Jon couldn’t say enough good things about the way his daughter is conducting her life.”


I understand the whole 'hate for dad" thing. Kudos for her for growing up and giving a shit right before he croaks.

also...
As I was reading I was really happy for them and believing it but then I saw the words National Enquirer. Now I'm not so sure.
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